{"product_id":"32-oz-gray-polar-camel-laser-engraved-water-bottle-crazy-chicken-lady","title":"32 oz Gray Polar Camel Laser Engraved Water Bottle – Crazy Chicken Lady","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSomewhere right now, someone is standing in their yard in pajamas watching their chickens. They need this water bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis 32oz water bottle features a fun laser engraved barnyard scene with a coop, chicks, a hen, a rooster, and the slightly snarky \"Crazy Chicken Lady\" title that says it all. It's original artwork, engraved one at a time on our Dominator laser right here in our shop outside Philadelphia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe engraving goes right through the powder coating down to the stainless steel, so it's permanent. It won't fade, peel, or wear off no matter how many times it gets dragged out to the coop at sunrise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe bottle itself is a 32oz Polar Camel with double wall vacuum insulation that keeps drinks ice cold for 24+ hours or hot for up to 12. The lid has a built in handle that makes it easy to carry, clip to a bag, or take on the go. Big enough for all day hydration whether you're out doing chores, working in the garden, or just keeping up with life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMakes a great gift for the chicken lady in your life, or grab one for yourself. We won't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32 oz capacity · Stainless steel with gray powder coated finish · Double wall vacuum insulation · Keeps drinks cold 24+ hours \/ hot 12+ hours · Sweat free exterior · Easy carry lid with built in handle · Hand wash recommended to preserve finish\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kemner Design","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42343037632625,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1392\/3495\/files\/PXL_20250907_222623008edit.jpg?v=1757286550","url":"https:\/\/www.kemnerdesign.com\/products\/32-oz-gray-polar-camel-laser-engraved-water-bottle-crazy-chicken-lady","provider":"Kemner Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}